Full Rising Mooner edition by Don Legacy Literature Fiction eBooks
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Buckle-up your sanity and step inside the ADHD-addled mind of Butcher Einstein "Mooner" Johnson, a wealthy redneck, liberal-thinking compost manufacturer from Austin, Texas. Mooner has strong political, religious and environmental beliefs and interesting ways to state them, a reference to his infamous “moon shows,” aka performance art statements using his plucked, dyed, and polished bare bottom. As a matter of course, he is quick to drop his pants to his ankles and show you what he thinks on a fairly regular basis. Things are all fun and games until the real trouble starts a severed arm is discovered in a compost pile at Mooner’s plant. When childhood friend Sheriff Woozie Wozniac arrests him, Mooner is charged with murder and locked away at Shoal Creek Mental Hospital.
Hysterical, thoughtful, and wildly inappropriate, Don Legacy’s debut is a raucous ride into the mind of a true American character, a man so scatological that there must be some sort of brilliance in there somewhere—if you can find it! Dr. Sam I. Am-Johnson, the first of Mooner’s 10 ex-wives and his psychotherapist, assigns him to write his erratic thoughts in a journal in the aftermath of his latest arrest, and he spends the rest of the book trying to keep a diary as life interrupts and sends his ADHD-addled mind into "brain fritz". On the outside, a team of eccentric characters, including Mooner’s best friend and mysterious entrepreneurial genius Streaker Jones, his Ferrari-driving and hallucinogen-making grandmother, and his talking and singing golden retriever, work together to solve the murder mystery that keeps Mooner locked away. Inside the hospital, Mooner experiences enlightenment and growth as he spends time living with other crazy people and thinking about life until his group of friends can bring the whole sordid story to a shocking and riotous conclusion.
With his unique brand of wit and humor, Legacy takes the term “stream of consciousness” to new heights as Mooner blasts through the chaos of murder charges, the loony bin, and the most eccentric group of friends imaginable. Daring and provocative, Full Rising Mooner The Most Inappropriate Man in the World is the most unpredictable and uproarious ride you’ve ever taken!
Full Rising Mooner edition by Don Legacy Literature Fiction eBooks
If you like your humor seriously off-beat and a bit (er, make that a LOT) blue, the misadventures of Mooner Johnson, an accident-prone, highly inappropriate Texas red-neck liberal, is for you. It's rather like what George Carlin would have sounded like if he had attention deficit disorder. Warning: If you are a Republican, do not buy this book. If you are a fundamentalist of any kind, do not buy this book. If you are a high-minded spiritual type on the verge of attaining nirvana, do not buy this book- it will dent up your karma and set you back two or three lifetimes. On the other hand, if your karma already looks like it has been in a demolition derby and you think heaven sounds boring- buy the book.Product details
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Full Rising Mooner edition by Don Legacy Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
If you like fake hillbilly dialect, loosened associations and word salad please buy 2 copies and not one.....
Warning You may need to make a diagram in order to keep track of the many characters (and ex wives) in this book.
This is a fantastic read for your sarcastic side. Mooner Johnson takes aim at Republicans, activists, extremists of all types, and has no problem poking fun of everyone (including himself).
If you ever wanted to know more about butt-art, conserving water by peeing in the sink, or other insane ways to live your life, this book is for you.
I'm personally waiting for Rick Perry's opinion on the book, as he is mentioned ad nauseum. FRP indeed!
I have four copies and this is a great book. I have to read to keep my mind working. I had two strokes and any book that makes me laugh is great.
If you like your humor seriously off-beat and a bit (er, make that a LOT) blue, the misadventures of Mooner Johnson, an accident-prone, highly inappropriate Texas red-neck liberal, is for you. It's rather like what George Carlin would have sounded like if he had attention deficit disorder. Warning If you are a Republican, do not buy this book. If you are a fundamentalist of any kind, do not buy this book. If you are a high-minded spiritual type on the verge of attaining nirvana, do not buy this book- it will dent up your karma and set you back two or three lifetimes. On the other hand, if your karma already looks like it has been in a demolition derby and you think heaven sounds boring- buy the book.
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